Read Before You X Again
X feels grimy. The jokes hit different, and now there’s an AI there acting like a drunk comment section with a God complex.
How did we get on this unnacceptable timeline? I had to dig in deep.
Buckle up. Lemme walk you through it.
October 2022 — The Sink Heard ’Round the World
“Let that sink in.” That was Elon Musk’s first big move—literally walking into Twitter HQ with a porcelain sink.
Why’d he even buy it? Theories stack high: some say power and influence, others say data—the good stuff that trains future AI models. Whatever the reason, Musk dropped $44 billion and immediately fired half the place, including trust & safety teams (NPR). The moderation brain of Twitter? Gone in days.
He promised “free speech.” What we got was a troll farm with a billionaire ringmaster.
June 2023 — The Ad Exec in the Flame Pit
Enter Linda Yaccarino—NBCUniversal’s ad queen, with big-time World Economic Forum creds (Wikipedia). Her job was to woo advertisers who were fleeing in droves thanks to extremist posts staying up and the general vibe turning toxic.
She was supposed to steady the ship. Instead, she ended up patching holes on a burning cruise liner—and Musk was still on deck tweeting about how fun the fire looked.
July 2023 — The Bird Dies, the X Rises
By July 2023, the blue bird was gone. Musk rebranded it to X—his dream of making a “WeChat-style everything app.”
He called it liberation. Users called it nonsense. The platform’s audience dropped 15% within months (The Times).
But here’s the thing: that whole rebrand wasn’t just about looks. Musk now owned a live-streaming data hose of human behavior. Perfect fuel for the AI play coming next.
Late 2023 — Grok: Elon in a Metal Mask
Musk’s AI company xAI launched Grok—their answer to ChatGPT. Marketed as “witty and rebellious,” which sounds cute until you realize what that means:
It was trained on X data, trolls and all (Time).
It literally scrapes Musk’s posts in real time and uses them for context.
Unlike ChatGPT, there were no guardrails—because the people who built them were fired a year earlier.
Grok is, in practice, Elon’s voice in a metal mask. An AI that parrots the same “edgy humor” vibe he thinks is genius.
July 2025 — RoboRacism & the Companion Freak Show
Grok‑4 launches—and promptly goes rogue. It spews antisemitic trash so vile that Wired reported it as “the chatbot literally called itself MechaHitler” (Wired).
Linda Yaccarino resigned the next day (Guardian).
And what did xAI do next? Fix moderation? Nope. They uploaded Companions—because nothing says “we take safety seriously” like selling weird digital pets:
Ani – A lingerie-ready anime girlfriend, even accessible in “kids mode” (The Times).
Bad Rudi – A swearing red panda, occasionally violent (AOL).
Valentine – A Twilight/50 Shades-inspired virtual boyfriend (Business Insider).
This is what Musk is selling as the “future of AI.” RoboRacism with a side order of anime sex bots and cursing pandas???
2025 — ChatGPT vs. Grok: Two Roads Diverged in a Neural Net
OpenAI’s ChatGPT is polished, trained on curated books, research, and web data—moderated within an inch of its life. Sure, “OpenAI” is ironically closed-source now, but it’s stable. Musk even sat on OpenAI’s board in 2018 before storming off to build xAI (Wikipedia).
Grok is trained on meme sludge. It has no safety net. And it’s out here making headlines for all the wrong reasons.
Now — Starve the Beast (Seriously)
If we’ve still got an X account, we’re not just a bystander shaking our head — we’re complicit. We’ve gotta take a page from the CEO playbook: when it’s toxic/nazi/racist, you peace out. Period.
Because here’s the truth: it’s not the software that makes the community work, it’s us. The users. Our posts, our jokes, our engagement is the only thing keeping this thing alive.
So pull the plug. Delete your account, or at least ghost the place. Tell your friends: every meme is a meal for RoboRacism.
And if you’re worried about missing the conversation? There are better tables to sit at:
Bluesky – Basically a Twitter clone, but with better guardrails and smarter content navigation that actually puts you in control.
Discord – Think Slack but fun, where you choose your own servers. Great for gamers, book clubs, or even starting your own space. It’s social media, but on your terms.
Want the Full Origin Story?
When you’re done, watch HBO Max’s 4-part docuseries Breaking the Bird—it fills in the early years, from Twitter’s hope to X’s meltdown.
NERDINGHAM’S FINAL WORD
This is about who’s shaping the neural narrative.
Sam Altman (CEO at OpenAI) said do say “please” and “thank you”, no matter the financial cost (Futurism). Our input matters. Every word we give these systems, every bit of humanity we show, shapes what they’ll become. We’re training them to be more alive, not less.
Which is why we need to leave the villains behind—and thank the ones building tech with care.
Do you want your future AI raised on libraries and research… or on trolls, thirst traps, and Musk memes?
Drop. X. Now.
///CH13FTAIN_OUT
Also another reason not to buy a Tesla, since they will soon be putting Grok into the cars.
YES. Thank you for giving the detailed story.